WHY I MUST BUY THE IPHONE 7

*U can email ur ancestors, ping ur village deity *If u hold am, U no go ever hungry again. *If u misplaced it in a cab, it will automatically find its way back into ur pocket. *If ugly person send U request, e no go enter. *It can tell U which member of your family dey disturb you. *U can connect d bluetooth to transformer to get light. *It can be used as bomb detectors. *It can be used as mosquito (insect) repellant. *It makes everyone look at you as rich boy or girl even when you are trekking. *It vibrates if someone is lying, 4real! *It can tell d real father of a child. *It can detect if Ur boyfriend/ girlfriend is cheating. It prevents unwanted pregnancy, just put it in "protection" mode. You can use it as AC *You can use it as a weapon if you are attacked by armed robbers It can show you the way to paradise with the advanced GPS It can be used as an ATM *it can be use to locate the garden of Eden. it can be used to download food, car And a house it can be used to cast out demons